Literally. I saw these hats and felt like anyone who’s wearing them should immediately take them off. I am usually okay with eccentric fashion, but these are over the top. Although of course, if you’re like Sarah Jessica Parker or Johnny Depp who’s been known to take a liking to the weirder side of fashion, and a lot of people around the world adore you, then maybe it’s okay. Take a look:

These look fun, and in my favorite colors, too. But seriously?? I wouldn’t be caught dead in these.

I value my head too much to be wearing anything like this. Some psycho with an arrow might come along and think “Hey, there’s a target”. No thanks.

Strawberry shortcake, is that you? I’d say pass to this, primarily because I don’t even like strawberries.

Is this even a hat? And FYI, I hate smokers and smoking, so definitely no to this. Girl is cute and all, but she looks absolutely silly in that hat.

Grandma looks like the goat from hell. I love her shoes, though.

I hope for the lady’s sake that hat is lightweight. With a hat that size, you’ll have no trouble attracting people’s attention.

So there you go. Weird head accessories.