If you haven’t heard of them, these are what’s given to the Oscar nominees who don’t win in their respective categories. This year’s bag put together by Distinctive Assets, are worth about $85,000. What??? That’s a pretty darn good amount to console me with. I mean, that’s if I was nominated in the Oscars, which wouldn’t happen in a million years, so. The contents?

• $45,000 African safari trip complete with personal chef at the Lions Sands Game Preserve in South Africa
• $14,500 stay at the Monte Carlo Beach Hotel in Monaco
• $7,000 rustic getaway at the Winvian Luxury Hotel in Connecticut
• gourmet chocolate from Chocolatines by Sweet Endeavours (including Chocolate-dipped bacon)
• personal training sessions and a one-week all inclusive fitness bootcamp
• ideeli.com online shopping cards
• Tiffany cat collar and “designer dog toys”
• WooLoot sport watches
• iFLY indoor skydiving experience
• HGTV “Green Home” mattress by Serta
• The Pig Board
• personal security alarm
• 1 year supply of Altoids Smalls

Gosh, I would be happy with just The Pig Board.